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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
elvearryn
prideknights

We are going to bake a rainbow cake!

darkmagicpracticioner

Can you teach us how to bake one??

prideknights

Of course! But keep in mind, this is only our second attempt!

For the cake we are going to bake, you will need the following:

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Step 1) Put the sugar and butter into a bowl and mix together until smooth.

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Step 2) Mix the eggs and the vanilla extract into the mixture until combined.

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[Here you see Pride Knight Roderick cracking an egg]

god-is-an-alpaca

A one-handed egg crack and baking while wearing helmets…absolute legends

prideknights

After seeing Wizard Howl cracking eggs with one hand in Howl’s Moving Castle, I just had to practice it!

Step 3) Mix the flour into the mixture until combined. Then separate the mixture equally into six different bowls. After this, put food colouring into it. You don’t need too much of it! (We used about half a teaspoon of each colour) Then stir the colours into the mixture.

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Step 4) Grease up some sandwich tins (we used 20cm/8 inch ones) and put one of the coloured mixtures into it. We used two sandwich tins at a time because we could only fit two tins onto a single tray in the oven. You don’t want to put the tins onto different trays because they will cook at different speeds. Then put the tins with the mixture into the middle of the oven at 160°C or 320°F for 15 minutes, swapping each colour out until you have them all done.

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Step 5) Once they come out of the oven, you’ll have cakes that look like the photo below! Don’t be worried if your cake looks a bit discoloured, it’s normal as the cake baked while touching the metal tin. We used a bowl as a template to cut around the cake to make it a bit smaller and to show off the vibrant colour!

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Step 6) Now lets make the icing! Mix 350g (1.5 cups) of butter, 700g (5.5 cups) of icing sugar, and 2 teaspoons of vanilla extract together with an electric whisk until nice and smooth. Be careful, icing sugar can be messy!

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Step 7) After the cakes have cooled off, place the first cake layer down (purple) and cover the top with icing. Next place the  blue cake layer on top and again cover the top with icing. Repeat this step for all the colours, next placing green, yellow, orange, and then red. Finish this step by covering the whole cake with icing.

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Pride Knight Gareth is putting on the icing now. Look at how focused he is!

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We are almost done! Stay tuned for the big reveal!

ihavetoomanyshipsandfandomsfuck

Im so excited, ive never been this invested in a cake before

prideknights

We did it!! Who wants a slice?

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the-worm-man

This is how i know we’re not in hell because these people exist

idontknowgerman

I love you guys but the cake….it looks a bit messy  🙈

prideknights

You are right, but all that matters in the end is what is inside

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blood-lunacy

How did a slice of cake become so inspirational, how do you guys manage to make everything so wholesome and affirming?

unicornsandgenocide

this is just- i have no words- its so good

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miquellah
miquellah

anyone else exceedingly unnerved tho about how much information is able to be found about luigi mangione by just like. anyone. like why am i seeing posts about his spotify playlists and gaming catalogue. his twitter, his book reviews, his purchases. i do not need to know a stranger down to every minute detail and neither do you

dudes not even convicted and all of this is still being dredged up btw. like theres nothing stopping this from happening to you either

this is actually really scary 🌼reblog
elvearryn
jay-auris

The problem: you are Michael Bublé, it is 2011 and you would like to make a Christmas album. Your producers want you to sing the classic Christmas song "Santa, Baby," but if you sing it as intended, it's gonna come off as, like, super gay

The proposed solution: you will rewrite the lyrics to the song to imply a platonic friendship between yourself and the man in red, making Santa a real bro who's gonna help you get laid by some hunnies, with cool, masculine gifts like a steel blue convertible, a yacht and tickets to a Canadian hockey game

The reality: the combination of the eroticism of your voice and the inherently sexual vibes of the song means you create a story about a closeted gay guy desperately repressing his desire to - as the kids say - fuck that old man, no homo'ing your way through asking him to trim your tree, promising you'll be such a good boy if he treats you well, and begging him to slide down your chimney

questionableyeball

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arguably the funniest genius annotation ever

mikkeneko

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tilthat

TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.

via ift.tt

squeeful

Yep.  It also correlates extremely strongly with an increasing decrease of violent crime.  One of the symptoms of low level constant lead exposure is increased aggression and volatility. 

kurowrites

“Unknown scientist”? That was Clair Cameron Patterson.

solarpunkcast

Gas companies are still so mad at him he’s “unknown scientist”, know his name

bogleech

Daily reminder that health and safety standards like these are what politicians mean when they talk about “deregulation.”

prismatic-bell

Patterson died 5 December 1995.


Petition to make his date of death a Tumblr holiday celebrated by talking about cool shit the gas and petroleum industries don’t want us to know about, and fighting to continue his work.

kittydesade

Happy Clair Cameron Patterson day!

ailelie

Oh, hey, it’s almost Clair Cameron Patterson day!

late but happy clair cameron patterson day! 🌼reblog